{"id":607,"date":"2019-03-03T21:35:53","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T21:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/?p=607"},"modified":"2019-03-03T21:46:55","modified_gmt":"2019-03-03T21:46:55","slug":"last-night-i-dreamed-the-english-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/last-night-i-dreamed-the-english-department\/","title":{"rendered":"Last night I dreamed the English Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamed the English Department had traded me to the School of Communications. No idea what they got in return.\u00a0Communications had assigned me a graduate class in the persuasive essay (something I had never taught). I can vividly remember whining: \u201cI\u2019ll do it, but then I\u2019M RETIRING FOR GOOD!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I may never sleep again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamed the English Department had traded me to the School of Communications. No idea what they got in return.\u00a0Communications had assigned me a graduate class in the persuasive essay (something I had never taught). I can vividly remember whining: \u201cI\u2019ll do it, but then I\u2019M RETIRING FOR GOOD!\u201d\u00a0 I may never sleep &#8230; <a title=\"Last night I dreamed the English Department\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/last-night-i-dreamed-the-english-department\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Last night I dreamed the English Department\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prose-poems"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pafo44-9N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":609,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jimkalmbach.net\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}